I pledge allegiance, to my pal, Cameron Campbell, Md, P.H.D., Miss
and to his awesome blog, though unfinished, since it’s bros before hoes.
Indivisible, for his body is made of flesh and bone.
I pledge to all my followers that I have nothing I hold sacred except for my body, which is a temple for booze and sex. All my stories shall be created with the same amount of care that a five year old spends building a model version of the space needle-a few months ground work, a number of drafts, the hiring and firing of those to create the framework, completion of the final project. They are fascinating creatures five year olds. This pledge is a solemn promise to all those who spend the time here with me. And so long as you, my followers, repeat this pledge once every morning, your prayers shall be heard and noted, and with those prayers I shall erect more mental delicacies.
P.S. It’s Mrs. now