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Saudi Arabia loves S&M

Cameron Campbell hear to tell all masochists that I have found for them the perfect location to practice their sick fetish!  You may disagree if you’re a masochist, but the Bible taught me that anything but fucking to have twelve children in the bedroom is a sin.  But Saudi Arabia has found a clever away around that sin by making it an imperative governmental punishment.

Flogging!  The greatest torture of love.  Invented by the Catholics during the witch trials and the hunting of the Jews to please the non-believers right before they climaxed during the ritual burning or drowning.  Flogging, as it is used today, is a dirty action within the bedrooms of sinners and businessmen (businessmen not being considered human).  The pride with which flogging has been revered throughout the years is realized in the incarceration of a blogger who criticized Saudi Arabian government and their strict adherence to Islamic law.  He now sits in his cell awaiting his masters to take him out the dungeon and into a public venue to receive his fifty lashes each Friday until he reaches 1,000 strikes, like a good boy.  It is unconfirmed at the moment whether he wanted to be arrested to receive his punishment for being naughty.

One man, not knowing the history of flogging, decided that this action taken by the Saudis was wrong and unjustified.  The U.N. HIGH commissioner for human rights posted on his website earlier this week, “In my opinion, at the very least, flogging is an inhuman punishment.”  How dare he post that on his website!  If that is his personal opinion, then he should post it on a blog or post it in a diary next to his bed.  But to sully his official website with such words leaves an unsavory flavor in my breakfast cereal.  If he is a member of the United Nations, then he must know that it is not his place to do anything about this incident.  In fact, I don’t know if the U.N. could do anything even if they wanted to.  I’m not even sure that they exist!  Someone call a U.N. number and see if anyone but a monkey voice answers.  If a person answers, then you must test to see if they are smarter than a monkey.

The only ones who can stop them is a global force for good, the good ol’ U.S. of A. (Why the United States of Apparel?).  However we, as good ol’ God-fearing people, know that interfering with this blogger’s punishment will be an attack against God’s will, as he wants us to keep flogging those who resist the path of his religion.  Even if it is the unconfirmed new branch of Islam that isn’t really God but Allah, it is still a monotheistic God (Allah) and I, personally, at the very least, will not risk them being one and the same person!  I hear Allah is exactly like the God of the Old Testament (Yahweh).

So Vive la Saudi Arabia!  Their implementation of an ancient punishment to humiliate, torture, and drive fear into the hearts of men matches exactly with the Old World Order where we fear our government and their ability to make us orgasm in public.  We Americans can learn from Saudi Arabia.  Instead of torturing our terrorists behind closed doors, we should nail them to crosses and hang them on Main Streets all across the nation.  That won’t look symbolic at all!  If any punishment is explicitly mentioned in a religious book, we of America should ensure that strict adherence to those laws shall be followed, as Saudi Arabia exemplifies for all of us to witness, including the United Nations (anyone call yet?), a multitude of human rights movements, and the Saudi Arabian people.  They are the only ones who understand that humans have no right to create laws, only books from many centuries ago that no longer adhere with the human condition can do so.

The man following the examples of Saudi Arabia in the court of my bedroom,

Cameron Campbell

 

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I Pledge Allegiance

I pledge allegiance, to my pal, Cameron Campbell, Md, P.H.D., Miss

and to his awesome blog, though unfinished, since it’s bros before hoes.

Indivisible, for his body is made of flesh and bone.

I pledge to all my followers that I have nothing I hold sacred except for my body, which is a temple for booze and sex.  All my stories shall be created with the same amount of care that a five year old spends building a model version of the space needle-a few months ground work, a number of drafts, the hiring and firing of those to create the framework, completion of the final project.  They are fascinating creatures five year olds.  This pledge is a solemn promise to all those who spend the time here with me.  And so long as you, my followers, repeat this pledge once every morning, your prayers shall be heard and noted, and with those prayers I shall erect more mental delicacies.

Your Man,

Cameron Campbell

P.S. It’s Mrs. now

Writing For The New Year

Hello infidels, men, and men who were women! This is the blog of the new year that will send shivers down your spine! Now, yes you may have not asked me any questions, but I can tell you now I definitely have the answers you need to all those pesky questions such as; Does the president having his steak medium mean he is a vampire?  Or even more important, Isn’t Fox news completely irrelevant when you want news? The simple answer is yes of course, but there will be more details on that later. But before I begin giving you the answers, it seems necessary that I first tell you why my blog should be followed by you.  Even though the reasons are apparent to me, women all over the internet may require a list since my presence is surely overwhelming to their sensitive minds.  This list is also placed here for gay men.  I am not ignorant of the power my charm has over anyone who can and will be attracted to me.

Reason number 1:  The opinions I create on the spot are sound declarations of truth.  I choose my topics carefully based on what I see on my feed that morning. Based on what people are angry about the most, I write about that topic so you can all see how amazing my opinions are and how essential they are to the evolution of our community.  Because I feel that this country of ours, filled with so much free speech, requires many opinions to be thrown into the fray so that an informed opinion can be made by all involved, which includes everyone.  These topics include, but are not limited to, religion, sexism, racism, nutrition, the president’s new dog, my neighbor’s disgusting habits, ethics, philosophy, politics, a side order of mashed potatoes, and chocolate lava cake for dessert.

Reason number 2: As people flock to read my words, the birth of a new community that has been sung about since the dawn of time shall be realized here on the frontier of an ever expanding universe.  It is here in the corner of the world that I stick my flag and prepare for the lack of a challenge to receive the gratuitous love of all my supporters who understand the importance of my existence and the existence of this blog.  I can find no greater place than here on the internet to voice my opinions where millions already do to the loud response of nobody.

Reason number 3:  Do you need anything else?  I certainly don’t, and neither should you!  Let us begin this trip with me at the helm.  By the end, you shall be thinking about this page like the Third Reich-if only it had ended sooner.

And who is the one at the helm?  Why, it’s me-The bird, the plane, Cameron Campbell.