Who Moved The Seasons?

I mean the answer is pretty clear, but since I am all about the suspense I’ll wait. You can’t wait? It’s the Jews! According to my very racist grandmama. It’s not really the Jews. At least not this time. I checked with the skinheads in my area and even they don’t believe that. Although I did learn how responsible Mexicans are for ruining my life. But if racist profiling can’t answer this question, then who is responsible? Follow me, Cameron Campbell, into a world of pure fantasy and bullshit!