Internet junkies and people who trying Internet just this one time! Today is a historic day for those of you who stop and pay attention to something truly astonishing. This website, that I so graciously began so that you can read all my incoherent ramblings, has finally reached 1,000 views! Seeing as I have only had 567 visitors to the site, doubling the views ain’t so bad!
But this is not enough people. Have you not read the title of this website? You Didn’t Ask, But I’ll Answer. Just because you haven’t asked, does not mean you don’t deserve an answer. People need to know what they don’t care about. Just as I am not satisfied with this result, neither should you.
Tell more people about this site. Shove it in their faces that they are missing the opportunity of a lifetime. Tell them about that one time I called Saudi Arabia a BDSM nation. Remember that? I don’t, but as lovers of this site, you should!
So get out there on your different social media sites. Go on Twitter and Facebook and Myspace (it still exists!?), go to message boards and comments boxes and Instagram, go all over the web to any place that you can find that allows to insert text then copy/paste this link to them right now! Because no one should be left in the cold and alone without any idea that I am here to offer them a blanket that I know no longer use. It has a big hole in it. I didn’t have sewing equipment so I just give it away as is.
If everyone who visits this site tells others, and those people tell other people they know, then we might just hit 2,000 views by the end of next year.
Your broke and spiritless author,